[Tohru Adachi. He remembers that name from somewhere. The network, he's pretty sure. But he's too wound up right now to think about it very much.]

Well, you can see my name on the nameplate.

[Ah. Was he so obvious? He smiles more widely. It's not more convincing.]

Don't take it personally, but I don't want any roommate, and there's nothing you can do to change that. Wait, actually, I have an idea!

You could go kill yourself. Find a way to get rid of yourself permanently. You'd be doing us all a favor!